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    Wanker Hi everyone

    Hello everyone, I'm Czarjunkie, but you can call me CJ if you like. I'm an angry middle aged white man looking to connect with similar dudes. My main interests are technology, abusing myself pharmacologically and gypsy folklore.

    I hope to learn a lot from you guys and in return I hope I can make your day just that little bit brighter in whichever way I can.

    Thanks for reading.

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    Grooming bastard

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    Welcome, you sound like a right cunt, you will fit in well here
    Last edited by ilscuro; 20th February 2024 at 10:59 AM.

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    Hi
    Whats next, Radio codes, Mileage correction, midget porn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou_smorals View Post
    Hi
    Whats next, Radio codes, Mileage correction, midget porn?
    No he got him self a Tom Tom, Now he can get lost a lot easier
    Welcome.

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    Pleased to see you. Sounds like you could be fun.

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    Missed out dolphin blowhole porn.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Welcome back matey
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    Sounds like a CNUT to me. Ban him I say.

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    Funny really , im a fairly long standing member here, having only just come back to DF after a couple year sabbatical Divorce / upset kids / new woman etc I come back and see a fair few of the same old faces, but there seems to be a fair few popular members that now have banned flashing across their posts, and by popular I dont mean popular with me more high posting members, personally I thought about half dozen of em were bell ends but just kept that to myself. Had to read through my old posts to see where I was at last time I was around and just kept seeing the banned sign, Goldberg was one that guy seemed to post more than breathe! Anyway glad to see good old CJ still here the twisted fucker, usually brightens my day in some way with an off the cuff comment.

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    Good to see you lighty. Wondered where you had gone.

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    Yeah you know how it is when families go tits up , just sort of settled back in now, kids are now fine and Im with a new woman, much younger and relaxed model not had wifi for 19 months, had 20gb data on my ee contract so would use phone for everything, I hate tapatalk so that kinda ruled out DF for a bit, my PC was in boxes gathering dust. Didnt seem any point in getting it out without a connection to the outside world, anyway me and the mrs started looking for a new home (to rent for now , Fuck me thats dear!!) and shes like ooo this one is nice, shes not from the Manchester area shes from Yorkshire haha and Im saying , no dear thats an awful place to live. She says but i really like that street, I said remember that Salford Gangster who was shot last year, his house is about 400 yds away hahaha then shes like OK lets look at some more.
    When im looking Im looking for streets that have virgin haha Ive never had a home thats been cable enabled so found a place with a garage for my bikes, a man cave for me and cable 200mb enabled my data speed is fuckin awsome. So all is well, missed you guys

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    Bollocks to this sabbatical and new starters you cunts just got out of pokey for sexual shenanigans.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fear345 View Post
    Bollocks to this sabbatical and new starters you cunts just got out of pokey for sexual shenanigans.......
    Prison worked for me, I'm rehabilitated. I wouldn't even look at a 14 year old now, not unless she was really fit.

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    haha speaking of prison..... Looks like Adam Johnsons going down twice this season. Crafty cunt pleads not guilty to first charge just to make sure hes not in prison for the next half term coming up.....clever tactics from the right wing lad, sorry i mean b wing lad

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    Lol middle aged my arse, you and Trevor must be pushing 60 now. Am still waiting on those haunted pants......
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    Lol middle aged my arse, you and Trevor must be pushing 60 now. Am still waiting on those haunted pants......
    I'm still in my prime you fucker, although Trevor's arsehole looks like a tattered windsock. I've had to install some anchoring bolts in a load bearing wall so I can secure myself before we make sweet, sweet love. It ensures I stay this side of the event horizon.

    Funny you should mention those pants too, I was going through some boxes in the loft and found a copy of that letter I sent to Wizer. It raised a smile, caused a twitch in my boxers and was one of the reasons I made my return.

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    Hi All,

    Been away for a while just lots of other "stuff" going on, to all my old friends on here hope you are doing well? Reading this thread made me realise that I miss the banter and community and Czars crazy humour!

    Anyway hope to get back in and become an active member again and help where I can.

    Speak soon.

    Chesser.

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